My best friend and teen heartthrob Mr. Ashley gave me the most wonderful birthday present, a subscription to the Stunner of the Month club. This is no ordinary club, it is exclusive and frequented only by the ridiculously hip and fashionable Hollywood hipsters; which Mr. Ashley is the president of.
Check out the welcome letter:
Welcome New Member,
Congratulations on making the best decision of your life by enrolling in Stunner Of The Month, the calendar destination for all your 3rd Millennium Stunner needs.
We started Stunner of the month as a group of friends who enjoy jet-setting, eating street food, steezing and wearing our Stunners. We set out to travel the world to gather the newest, coolest styles in fashion eyewear.
Stunner of the Month permits us to share our passion with the People.
As a member of Stunner of the Month, you will receive a new style of hand selected sunglasses every month from our Collection. Using a top-secret technology given to us by a faction of former KGB lieutenants, we employ an algorithm that chooses the perfect pair for you—ah huh, that’s right, the KGB. Your pair will be a one-of-a-kind look with its own story and own unique flavor of style.
Stunner of the Month isn’t just a club, it’s a lifestyle. Wear January’s Stunners in September. Share a pair with a friend. Give a pair to get laid. Wear two at the same time. It doesn’t matter.
As long as you our wear your Stunners expect to be transformed by the personality and attitude that accompanies each pair.
As a token of our appreciation, being one of the first members to enroll, your #1 stunners will come with a Stunner Saver. Equipped with a slotted head on one end, and a Phillips head on the other, the SxS will come handy in the event a pair of Stunners should ever require adjusting or repair.
Get excited to receive your #1 Stunners in no time.
Our mission is to change the way you see -
and the way people see you~ Stunner Force
Today I received my first pair. Check out the images:
First paor of glasses from Stunner Of The Month
Description of the glasses - The Hustlers
I remember when I was 13 and had my first subscription to Playboy. Each month I was so excited for the mailman to drop off the new issue. Well Playboy has nothing on this. I can’t wait for my next pair to arrive. In the mean time I’m going to sport my Hustlers everywhere I go.
Thanks Mr. Ashley!!
Tags: Mr. Ashley, Stunner of the Month
Dreams really do come true, don’t they, buddy? Make sure you send me a picture of you in your new stunner sunglasses. If my calculations are correct you are going to have to beat girls off w/ a stick from now on.
PS: Guess who looked me up out of the blue the other day? Your old buddy Matt Jacques.